#1 DAD!

Plant Dad that is. Despite all the care and attention you lavish on your plant babies what has it ever gotten you? Aside from a beautiful foliage collection and self confidence in the land of botanicals, what is there... Now comes the ultimate in Plant Dad Satisfaction, the Showing Off! 

Finally you can parade your plant status around town, at the man garage, the hipster pub or even the DMV. 

Waste not a moment more in obscurity, let your plant parentage be known to all !!!